“Sometimes a cat is a lamp and a cat, but a lamp can never be a cat. A lamp can only be a lamp. That is why cats are superior to lamps but also can choose to be lamps if they want that for themselves. The point is that cats are superior to lamps.” -John F. Kennedy Jr.

“A cat is a leg’s best friend.” -Anybody’s Leg

Q: If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? A: None! They were all copycats!

“Cats are human beings and they should have the ability to win Nobel Prizes.” -The Nobel Committee

“My name is Otto and I crush pussycats!” -Otto Von Fuzzypaws

“Personally, I don’t believe felines are a fad. We’re here to stay.” -Morris the Cat

“When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?” – Montaigne

“The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.” – E. W. Howe

“I want tuna, I want chicken, Meow Mix flavors keep me lickin.” -Shelly Palmer

“Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.” – Dave Platt